they should invent
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.
This is the best idea ever.
Ah! That’d be so cool! >w<
I’m honored that you’d choose my art (♥o wo)
Can’t wait to see it!
- Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
- Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
- Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
- Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
- Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
- Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
- Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
- Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer